when someone asks me about my plans for the future
14 was 2000 years ago
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is